I’m gonna be honest. I choose an elliptical at the far end of the gym because it offers a fantastic view of the free weight area. I’ve been around strength training message boards enough to read about cardio bunnies and the not-so-subtle comments from the gym bros about their appearances.
Well, gym bros, I, too, appreciate some eye candy at the gym and I’ve got my eye on you. So flex those muscles a little more and take your time bending over for that barbell. Because I’ve got nothing better to do for 45 minutes on the elliptical than gawk at you.